I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
