Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
they're like a gay fantastic four
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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