Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.