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(631): View more from New York

So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.

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(406): View more from Montana

i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal

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(973): View more from New Jersey

you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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(315): View more from New York

You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning

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(315): View more from New York

hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!

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(419): View more from Ohio

Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.

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