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(419): View more from Ohio

Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?

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(514): View more from Quebec

I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels

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(818): View more from California

The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling

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(650): View more from California

That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen

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(702): View more from Nevada

You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.

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