last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass