I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.