How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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