in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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