Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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