Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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