Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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