So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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