Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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