I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
