if i can run in heels then i can drive
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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