i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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