The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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