What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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