Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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