We're like a lot better than the average bears
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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