Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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