Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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