trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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