im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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