S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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