If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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