Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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