But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
