question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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