that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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