Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
And then he peed in my hair
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