remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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