That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Acid is not a monday night drug
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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