Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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