Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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