You're completely useless in the revolution.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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