Whod you bang
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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