For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
