MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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