Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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