Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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