Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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