kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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