It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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