So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Randomize
