I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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