Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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