okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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