we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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