I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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