dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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