Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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