Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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