Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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