we made out on top of his cat.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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