Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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