**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.