i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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