wanna go halves on a baby?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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